McDonald’s is introduces “The Frork”

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McDonald’s – could you sink any lower?

Thankfully, due to personal issues on the home front I delayed publishing this because as many of my Denver readers know, today we had quite the hail storm this afternoon which caused many stores to be closed due to “hail damage.”

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I call a little bs on that because as I drove around I took note of the fact that just about every liquor store and fast food joint happened to be open and fully operational.

Including McDonald’s.

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So McDonald’s has revealed a new product, “The Frork,” and in the ad below it implies that american’s are either too lazy or just to inept to use regular fries one could order to wipe up the spilled goodies from one’s crappie burger from McDonald’s.

Now I am all for ingenious products but this one simply takes the cake and by cake, I mean to say that it is yet another way to contribute to america’s obesity problem, by telling us we need this product that we can also eat, along with our double quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke.

What really gets me is that some moron at McDonald’s comes up with this product after McDonald’s has already said that they are experiencing declining sales because of the tastes of millennials and the many, many other american’s who simply no longer wish to pump their bodies full of fat enriched garbage.

So this week’s shout out goes right out to McDonald’s for bringing us another totally useless, diabetic inducing product.

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Here’s to you McDonald’s.

Cristal M Clark

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