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Donald Trump Giving New Meaning to the Name Joker
Donald Trump really does give new meaning to the name “The Joker,” not to mention he does really make a much more frightening/sinister looking Joker.
This may come as a shock to some of you, Trump at his rally in Florida on Tuesday night, lied.
I know it disheartens everyone who is reading this, and as hard as it is for all of you to believe, he did in fact, tell a lie.
Actually, I heard the speech, in its entirety, it was painful to listen too, he told many tall tales, blew smoke through screens and talked completely around issues, boasted himself as this great leader, which was another lie by the way.
And the mainstream media isn’t even addressing let alone conversing about that because, Trump would call it fake news, however if you live here in the US, it-is-real-news!
Still the same, he lied to the many proud Floridians who voted for him, the state he just loves as he stated during the speech.
Hope he likes it as much when it gets swallowed by the ocean because of climate change.
At any rate, Trump’s biggest lie was when he actually misstated that in order to purchase groceries, one needs an ID card in the US.
Wait, what was that? Correct me if I am wrong here, I only need that if I am purchasing sinus medication and/or alcohol in addition to my groceries.
All of that said, he might have been confused because in Florida they do sell full strength wine and beer in grocery stores so maybe he witnessed someone with junk food and some natty light having to show ID and thought to himself “See, everyone has to show ID when they buy groceries.”
Right, who am I kidding here, Trump hasn’t set foot into a market in any effort to purchase anything in decades, he has no idea what the process is for purchasing things like groceries.
So, let this be a lesson to all media outlets; Not even our president Trump fact checks prior to opening his mouth. He starts talking or tweeting and crap tends to runneth over, spreading misleading information, fake facts, and completely false news.
Hell, next time someone is accused of distributing “fake news” they could inform the said accusers that they are getting their intel from Trump and his illustrious administration that tends to never check anything prior to distributing information to the masses, no one would be the wiser and they would actually believe that story.
Speaking of Trump and spewing garbage, let’s look at what he is doing about the Russia investigation?
Shocking news here, but he is trying to have our Attorney General Jeffrey Sessions shut the investigation down.
For the love of God Donald, that is so Richard Nixon, why not try being original and learn from history instead of repeating it!
Be original not like all of those before you, Donald.
Don’t get me wrong, Trump has an entire world of support here, we completely back his every effort to get himself impeached by obstructing justice, it’s just that we’d like to Trump show us how smart he actually is by obstructing justice, rather than try to convince us that he is smart, be creative, do something fresh and new for a change.
Really try to put some effort into this man.
Either way, I just want Donald Trump to know, that the entire world does truly support his effort at getting himself impeached.
See, Donald Trump finally found some common ground where he can actually get support and backing for one of his endeavors, globally.
Cristal M Clark
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