Grab em by the Pussy Makes a Rather Shocking Comeback


Donald Trump – Grab em by the Pussy


I almost have no words for this but oh…why the hell not.

Looks like Trump’s “grab em by the pussy” slogan has become an actual real life legal defense. Yes, you read that right children.

A man according to the FBI, one Bruce Michael Alexander, groped a woman during a flight  and simply told authorities after he was arrested that “the president of the United States says it’s OK to grab women by their private parts,” according to a complaint by the FBI.


Yes, I do see how this is making America Great Again, if you are an inbred child of both your uncle and his sister.

I do believe that I have said it before, Trump is turning the White House into a trailer park.


And his white trash children, no matter how attractive, surgery does wonders, they are turning our nation into the very same.

The complaint, filed Monday, alleges that Alexander “made abusive sexual contact” with a female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight from Texas to New Mexico “by touching the passenger’s breast, without their permission.”

Thanks Donald. You dirty, dirty old chap for showing and teaching a nation that it is okay to sexually molest women.

What a total disgrace! I personally can not wait until the boomers just go away, and those before them.

They are the problem right?

Central American migrants walk along the highway near the border with Guatemala, as they continue their journey trying to reach the U.S., in Tapachula

If we are grabbing pussies, why can’t we send the boomers, and anyone alive before and shortly after them on a caravan to Mexico?

You know get “rid” of our problems?!?!

Cristal M Clark

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Swedish Inserting Microchips Under Their Skin


Sweden Embraces Technology

Television shows and movies have seemingly predicted this move long ago, the Swedish are inserting microchips under their own skin.


Sweden by the way is a technological mecca well known for its technological advances, far surpassing a multitude of countries, the US included.

Thousands of Swedish citizens have had microchips inserted into their hands.

The chips are designed to speed up users’ daily routines. Much like having a smart home, the chips make lives more convenient by helping recipients of the chips access homes, offices and gyms by swiping their hands against digital readers.

The chips can also store emergency contact details, social media profiles or e-tickets for events and rail journeys within Sweden.

They say that the chips are safe and mostly protected from hacking, but one scientist, just one  is raising privacy concerns around the kind of personal health data that might be stored on the devices.


The chips are the size of a grain of rice, they are typically inserted into the skin just above each user’s thumb, using a syringe.

The procedure costs about $180.

And…So many Swedes are lining up to get the microchips that the country’s main chipping company says it cannot keep up with the demand.

The Swedish are embracing technology in such a way that is is really creating improvements to everyday living in Sweden.

While I would love to see this here in America, I think it is pretty safe to say that we will not be seeing this any time soon given how the majority feel about technology having so much access to our personal details and daily lives.

Nice move though Sweden, way to embrace technology and invite it in with no fear.

Cristal M Clark

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