Pigeon Shits on Lawmaker Sending Message Suggesting Lawmaker Shut It
Pigeon Poop Station – Chicago
Cristal M Clark
As it turns out, Pigeon’s don’t dig it when you talk smack about them shitting everywhere.
Democratic state Rep. Jaime Andrade was discussing the problem of pigeon shit everywhere in Chicago’s poop station with a reporter when a pigeon overheard and took offense thus doing a fly by and shitting on said lawmaker, “Oh, did I just get… No, I didn’t… I did, didn’t I? I got a little bit,” after feeling the bird shit on his head. “I’ll just have to go clean up. … That’s what happens to my constituents. They get shit on all time.”
I’m surprised Trump hasn’t been delightfully tweeting about this or maybe he and the offending pigeon are partners in crime?
Rep Jamie Andrade has been attempting to address the situation at the station by suggesting things like installing a hose line for power washing because the sidewalks are literally covered in pigeon shit and feathers, which could if left unchecked can cause a health hazard.
In cases you’d like to visit, poop station is a Chicago Transit Authority stop located at Irving Park Blue Line station.
Just be sure to take an umbrella.
Cristal M Clark
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