Bat Shit Crazy Alex Jones – Thinks About Killing and Eating His Neighbors?

Bat Shit Crazy Alex Jones – Thinks About Killing and Eating His Neighbors?


Wait, What?

Cristal M Clark 

Has anyone seen the news about Alex Jones, who we all already know is bat shit crazy but he has announced that he has been eyeing his neighbors and sees himself killing then snacking on them. 

Here’s what Alex had to say on a recent show he aired:

“You think I like sizing up my neighbor, how I’m gonna haul him up by a chain? Chop his ass up? I’ll do it. My children aren’t going hungry, I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors … I’m just gonna be honest … I’m literally looking at my neighbors now going ‘Am I ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up?’ and you know what, I’m ready … I’ll eat my neighbors … I’ll eat your ass, I will.


Note to self, be sure that you never move in next to that nut case. That’s ummm pretty fucked up. The guy isn’t going to wither away and die anytime soon, has anyone seen how fat he’s gotten? He could stand to lose a few pounds. 

Alex has always been more of the doom and gloom type, spreading deranged and outrageous conspiracy theories such as,  mass shootings didn’t really happen, they were staged by the government, my personal favorite was that the FBI somehow staged 911 and employed actors to play the parts of victims, family members of victims, someone remind me to send of my resume to the FBI. 

Alex has also recently been dethroned on social media platforms for peddling disinformation, lies and outrageous claims and conspiracy theories. I would not exactly call this all a fall from grace for Alex but rather a delusional, mentally deranged downward spiral. 

The sad fact here is that in just a few years before 2016 Alex started to become a bit crazy, like a screw fell out somewhere along the way, by the time 2016 rolled around it became evident that while the rest of us ignored this lunatic, he had quietly been amassing a large audience, and that audience clung onto everything the man peddled. Trust me on that, I met some of the 9/11 folks and I am telling you you cannot win an argument with sheer crazy+stupid. You just can’t. 


In August of 2018, Facebook, Apple, YouTube, and Spotify had removed Alex’s beloved InfoWars content from their sites. Apple kicked him off of  iTunes a week later. Vimeo, Mailchimp, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Instagram, and Twitter all followed. Which as you can tell by his recent comments he has not been dealing with in a healthy way mentally. 

To be fair, all of those platforms that gave Alex the boot did the right thing, people and I am talking about normal people who were sick of his bullshit rantings pushed for that. The guy spread hate, he wanted to see this nation torn apart, wanted to see race wars, killing and just utter archaic violence. The rest of us would really like to see everyone just evolve past that but, Alex just kept pushing. 

Now because he refuses to take medication and seek the help of some mental health therapy, his brand is falling deeper than ever into the rabbit hole, as it should. 

His comments about eating his neighbors, well Alex has been attempting to attach himself to the recent protests surrounding statewide lockdowns, he is pushing his views again that quarantine is an existential threat to American freedom that will shut down our food supply and lead us to apocalypse. And that my friends is a pretty dangerous view to take. Anyone and I mean anyone who shares that point of view should be closely monitored by law enforcement because those individuals actually do want to see a war here at home start. 

And someone needs to put a finality to Alex Jones and his rantings by shutting him down from any open airwave. Period. The man is a danger to the sanctity of society and a completely deranged lunatic. 

Cristal M Clark

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