Gun Nuts Celebrate Man Who Shot His Own Balls Off
By Honoring Him as Their King
Cristal M Clark
At some point you have to stand back and just wonder at the level of stupidity of some and this case is no different, in fact it clearly illustrates the utter stupidity we have brewing about out in society.
Facebook hosts a group of gun whack jobs who love taking pictures of themselves pointing loaded weapons at their balls. Yes you did read that right. These highly intelligent men seem to think it’s smart to point a loaded weapon at one’s genitalia.
Of course you know something is bound to go wrong and as luck would have it, it did in fact go wrong for one unlucky man. This past week, the Imperial County Sheriff’s Office, confirmed the incident to Motherboard, reported that on the 11th, a member of the group “Loaded Guns Pointed at Benis” posted a video of himself pointing a loaded 1911 handgun at his dick when suddenly there’s a brief pause and the gun discharges.
The original video of the man shooting himself in the balls and subsequent thread has been deleted, but members of the group captured the video and aftermath and reuploaded it. It’s a little bloody.
Now if that weren’t enough, these freaks are actually celebrating the guy, who blew off his own balls which he initially thought were just grazed.
Benis told Motherboard in a Facebook message. “The reason we are calling him king is partially because the poor guy already shot himself, don’t think he needs to be chastised as well… I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot.”
In the last public post from the man, he’s in a green hospital gown on a gurney. A pink mask is draped across his face and he’s pointing his finger at his crotch like a gun.
So I’m going to go out on a limb here and just get this out, the guy is pointing his finger at his dick, after blowing his own balls off, I seriously doubt that he learnt his lesson here folks. Seriously!
Now, Loaded Guns Pointed at Benis has made the shooter an admin, and the group is making memes of him as their king. In one meme, Barack Obama is giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom. The group changed its cover photo to a screenshot of the shooter pointing his loaded 1911 at his dick.
“We are sick and tired of being demonized as gun owners, and looped together with the alt-right just for owning guns,” an admin of Loaded Guns Pointed at Benis told Motherboard in a Facebook message. “We are sick of republicans (think NRA) telling us what to do with our property, and we are sick of being told that just because we like guns It means we have to be anti woman, pro life and pro trump.”
Okay sounds good, we’ll just view you as pathetically fucking stupid from here on out, fair enough. No need to daemonize attention seeking morons.
Cristal M Clark
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