America’s Message to Donald Trump – Bye Bitch

Donald Trump Looking to Change Narrative 

Cristal M Clark 

What can you say other than good riddance to Donald J Trump? As we look to tomorrow Donald J Trump is still planning on doing the unthinkable, releasing top secret documents in relation to the Russia investigation. This idiot still can’t let that go, what a dumb ass we all saw him on TV ask Russia to get a hold of Hillary’s emails and release them. Legally the United States had to investigate that.

Over a 100 pardons are still in the works, some of which are going to shock the nation, some will be power plays on Trump’s part. In his address today, he still refused to acknowledge Joe Biden’s win, carefully attempting to stir the pot, still. 

The 45th President of the United States incited an armed and potentially deadly insurrection. Waging war against his own country because he lost an election and could not provide one shred of factual information to support his baseless claims of the Democrats stealing the election. 

Riiight, if they were that clever they’d have gotten Trump removed from office a year or so ago. 

Whatsmore is that finally McConnell agrees that Donald J Trump did in fact, provoke the mob that attacked the Capitol. 

The problem for Trump now, is that Republican’s are going to start to back out the door now that Trump’s days are over having realized that they might not want Donald J Trump’s base after all. They want the Republican base, Trump’s base to the world including Republican’s are the extremists we saw attacking the Capitol. The unhinged, deranged, lunatics, we all saw attack the Capitol and then tell the world that they did it because Donald J Trump told them too. No Republican’s are going to leave Trump, far and wide.

That is the truest reflection of hardcore Trumpers. That is the side of the coin many of us have been warning the world about for the last four years. Sadly, no one listened. 

All of that said, we must bid a fond farewell to Donald J Trump, and look forward to a more peaceful, a more professional, more classy, honest and trustworthy President of the United States. 

With the Washington Monument in the background, President-elect Joe Biden with his wife Jill Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris with her husband Doug Emhoff listen as Yolanda Adams sings “Hallelujah” during a COVID-19 memorial, with lights placed around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2021, in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

One of the things President Joe Biden has been honing in on is unity and by unity he is looking forward, not far left, nor far right but true forward thinking. He understands loss, suffering, grief and pain and he will take the broken parts of this nation and do his best to fix them because this is a man who truly understands and has that one thing that makes you either and narcissist dick or a decent human being, Empathy.

I am not one to believe in coincidences, I am more of one who believes in the power of the Universe, Joe Biden’s sone Beau Biden died at the age of 46, while Joe Biden was Vice President. President Elect Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United States.

To me that is a powerful thing, and being that I believe in the ways of the Universe, I believe that President Elect Joe Biden will accomplish some pretty amazing things whilst in office although I might not always agree with him, he will be good for the country and its people. 

Cristal M Clark

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Republican’s Who Fear Trump Should Take Note 

Once You Get Past The Spin, Reality is Going to Hit Much Harder Than Expected 

Cristal M Clark 

Now that Trump has lost the election, we’ve seen his supporters fall victim to denial, learning the full extent of mental health in this country as we’ve witnessed for months meltdowns by Trump supporters over trivial things, now his campaign loss.

We laughed hysterically as Rudolph William Louis Giuliani held a news conference at Four Seasons Total Landscape, in between a crematorium and a dildo shop. I literally just can’t, that one takes the cake, or dick if you will. We saw countless callers who pranked the Trump voter fraud hotline with wacky, hilarious calls which come on, I know hundreds of people who participated. That was just asking for it. 

But now we are also falling witness to Republican’s who fear Trump, so they are supporting his effort to rally, refuse to concede, withhold funds, fire people and have a proverbial mental breakdown on his way out and do as much damage as humanly possible along the way. And perhaps they are under the misguided illusion that Trump will continue to be powerful well after he leaves the White House he turned into a trailer park.

The truth is, it’s hard to have a lot of sway from a prison cell which he still might yet find himself in. It’s also hard to have much sway when you are flat broke, poor, homeless or in a mental institution, the Democrats do have an insurance policy so we might yet get to see that one play out, Trump. Deutsche Bank announced before the election of its intent to cut all ties with Trump and his organization and it could seek to sell or demand repayment of about $340 million in outstanding loans to the Trump Organization, almost as if they could feel it. 

But perhaps what has caused and done the most damage to the party all thanks to Trump, is the disaster we find ourselves in today as America faces a new rapidly growing surge in the number of Coronavirus cases, as hardworking average citizens face the all to real possibility of more shutdowns, another round of staggering unemployment, continued unemployment with no stimulus package prior to the election, no Trump elected to dangle the idea of a new stimulus once he won the US presidential election as if it were a carrot over the heads of voters. Now come on is that not a form of an outright attempt at voter fraud here? Trump basically all but admitted to refuse to force a new stimulus package ahead of the election in the vain hope it would garner him desperate votes.

He also wants you to believe that our election system is broken,  full of fraud, rigged, against him of course. The truth is, it’s not. But he sees an opportunity to build on something people have long since really never had much faith in. People from Trump’s generation will lambaste you for not voting yet in the same breath urge you to vote in person because you cannot trust mail in ballots or they will believe any story where a particular candidate blames his loss on voter fraud, i.e. the dead are voting. Just like the Caravan from Mexico, still waiting on them to show up here.

By planting a seed of distrust, his hope is to build on it, like with the racism, the defunding of police campaign, the caravan full of illegals coming to rape your daughters, the blacks moving into white suburbia, to rape your women, steal your homes, dirty your pristine white neighborhoods. And ladies let’s not forget his claim to getting not you but your husbands back to work. It all starts with a seed, a lie, misinformation, a twisting of words, building on a system where we were always taught to doubt it or mistrust it.

He has laughed off wearing a face mask, social distancing, made a mockery of getting the virus, if he ever had it, the reality is, I call it bullshit. He has to prove that he ever had it and if his campaign can accuse the Biden campaign of pulling up in a van marked Biden/Harris to deliver fraudulent ballots to a polling center, I can most certainly claim that I believe Donald Trump never had Coronavirus. I mean, come on if anyone in the democratic party committed voter fraud, what in the fuck, a van marked with the Biden/Harris logo? I mean if you are going to make shit up, you might want to do it in such a way that it does not seem like a 5-year old came up with the storyline here. 

The point is his mishandling of the pandemic, his making it a joke, not a serious matter is what has gotten the United States to where we are today. More restrictions, further shutdowns, more job loss. He encourages his supporters to not take the pandemic seriously, which caused a deeper rift in this nation of its citizens, if you’re not seeing the situation allow for me to spell it out plain and clear. 

Trump did what Russia is well known for, they took our weaknesses and played us against each other with them. Russia knew and effectively taught Trump to use our weakness of racism and play to a part of this nation that still believes in that sort of thing or who believe that it is not real. From that Trump saw how deeply divided the US was over something so simple and the most patriotic thing you can do as an American Citizen and wear a face mask. Many see it as- big brother trying to take away rights, freedoms, the right to choose. Which I don’t get really as many of those same individuals seek to abolish abortion in this country too and many of Trump’s supporters are the same people who brought us, “All Lives Matter,” not just black lives. But when it comes to votes, guess they don’t all matter, and when it comes to saving your neighbors life since they are not in a womans womb, guess fuck em right, because no one can tell you what you can do with your body. 

Trump played a nation, his own party and his own supporters and if you fear him because he was able to play you? Think about that one really clearly now, Donald J Trump does not give fuck about you, the party who took it in the ass supporting him even when he was wrong, his supporters whom he so eloquently showed were less than the sane, educated or of sound mind, racist, sexist and he was able to bring them forward into the public spotlight for everyone to see, he opened the wounds of this nation and now he is hell bent on bleeding those wounds out. He will fuck every supporter, anyone in his party and the rest of us over on his way out, he will fire people who only want to ensure that the nation and it’s people are taken care of and safe, he will drag out conceding and releasing the funds for the Biden team to beggin the process of Biden taking office, so as to attempt to set Biden up to fail or the very least falter badly at the start, he will destroy, create chaos and havoc and laugh on his way out. Even as his own supporters are becoming sick and dying from the virus after attending rallies, going to protests. He hasn’t reached out to any of the surviving families and offered a shred of decency has he? No empathy, no sorries, no feelings of human warmth, caring, sadness. 

The voice of America spoke and we are about to take swift steps to rid this nation of racism, intolerance, meaningless protests because someone wants to get their hair done or they refuse to wear a face mask to save a life. 

So if his own party fears him, they might want to reconsider that. If Trump continues to cause damage, the entire Republican party will pay for that and, for many years to come, my gut says they will not be able to count on Trump’s supporters to bring them back. 

Cristal M Clark

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White Supremacist Groups and Extremists Geared Up for Trump Loss

Groups Have Been Training for Civil Unrest in the Event Trump Losses

Cristal M Clark 

Over the weekend Trump supporters took to highways creating road blocks, standing outside of polling places in an effort to intimidate voters and now, reports have been surfacing that indicate US Supremacist and Extremist groups have been training for all out war should Trump lose the election, in fact some are all but sure that Trump will lose, so they intend to react violently. Now we saw the leader of the Proud Boys threaten civil war a few weeks back now more and more intel is surfacing of some real threats that could soon be coming our way. 

Here in Denver, our law enforcement agencies are gearing up and getting a little extra help from the State Patrol to help patrol downtown. In fact the message that was sent out today was very clear that if you are out and starting trouble, rioting, becoming violent, pandemic or not you will go to jail. 

These reports should trouble and concern every citizen in the US, namely because the fucking FBI is seemingly allowing the threat of home grown terrorism but more so because these groups have been gearing up for this, for some time and, I am not talking days either. 

According to our friends over at BuzzFeed, The Patriot Front is preparing for civil conflict as they believe that the president’s defeat on election day is inevitable. The group has amassed hundreds of members around the US since its inception after the aftermath of the Charlottesville far-right riots. 

Sadly the group’s preparations were revealed in a cache of hundreds of messages exchanged between members in an encrypted messaging app, “In logs of the chats, all from this year, around 280 members of the group discuss grandiose goals,  creating a white ethnostate from the existing United States.”

This lackluster group of individuals wants to deport all immigrants, blacks, and jews. They want a country of just whites. How white that goes, I have no idea. What is truly mind boggling is that the messages show a sophisticated network of extremists who are recruiting and training for extreme violence. The group idolizes Hitler, they believe the United States is a nation that belongs only to white people (clearly an uneducated group), wear uniforms made up of bomber jackets, face coverings, and beige khakis, mandate weight loss and intense workouts, and regularly practice hand-to-hand combat.

This country for the record does not in fact, belong to white men, white men invaded this country, raped, robbed and pillaged in an effort to steal the country from Native American’s, who are the rightful fucking owners of this country. 

“It does not matter what people personally believe about the election,” wrote the group’s leader Thomas Rousseau.

“Casting a ballot is a submissive gesture to legitimise tyranny. It is fundamentally amoral. It is done as an insult to the nation’s cause and the organisation.” 

A group of homegrown terrorists is what these men are. Terrorists. I recall years ago I wrote about terrorist groups here in the US and the comment that I made is certainly ringing through this year, the threat of terrorism is not coming from abroad, it’s already here, it was born here, raised here and has been training here, for years. 

Donald J Trump is a narcissist who supports these groups, he encourages the violent behavior. IF he loses we will see the worst out of this president, more so than every before, for he will in fact encourage all out war.

US readers and friends, stay safe over the next few days, our ride could be pretty interesting indeed. 

Cristal M Clark

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Trump Walks Back Proud Boys Remarks 

Presidential Debate Complete Joke

Cristal M Clark

If you caught the Presidential Debate last night no doubt you were left feeling like WTF. It was disgraceful, hateful at times and an utter and complete joke. Trump all but had a meltdown, Biden told him at one point to “Shut Up,” and to be honest it reminded me of two teens who are sworn enemies although they really don’t have a reason to be. 

Trump showed every true color he could possibly show even the narcissistic part of himself where he knows he is losing control of someone and a situation so he starts to try to blame, deflect, boast, manipulate. 

In this case he is continuing his argument in that Americans cannot trust the election, hence he is attempting to cast election doubt. 

“Wallace: Will you urge your supporters to stay calm during this extended period, not to engage in any civil unrest? And will you pledge tonight that you will not declare victory until the election has been independently certified? President Trump, you go first.

Trump: I’m urging my supporters to go into the polls and watch very carefully. Because that’s what has to happen. I am urging them to do it. As you know, today, there was a big problem. In Philadelphia they went in to watch. They were called poll watchers — a very safe, very nice thing. They were thrown out. They weren’t allowed to watch. You know why? Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. And I — I am urging — I am urging my people. I hope it’s going to be a fair election. If it’s a fair election…

Wallace: You’re urging them what?

Trump: … I am 100% on board. But if I see tens of thousands of ballots being manipulated, I can’t go along with that. And I’ll tell you what. From a common-sense…”

What in the actual fuck? Is Trump really this stupid? 

Poll watching is not entirely legal, in particular because it is considered a form of harassment and intimidation. 

It’s also a Federal Crime to watch the polls, threaten, intimidate, harass or to try to sway the vote by your very presence to be bullying voters at the polls. 

So this dipshit is urging his supporters to commit Federal crimes, of course I can’t be too surprised he also urged his supporters to vote both by mail and in person. 

By far however is the fact that last night Trump refused to denounce racism and politely asked the Proud Boys to stand down and to Stand By but the idiot put his foot in his mouth and said someone has to say something about ANTIFA? 

Okay let’s set the record straight about ANTIFA, by our own Federal Government it is considered a movement not a group, not left, not right but a movement. Someone get Donald J Trump a dictionary or draw it out for him with crayons so he shuts the fuck up about it, clearly he doesn’t know what a movement is. . 

The Proud Boys are in fact a hate group, they are considered a hate group, they have time and time again been arrested throughout our nation for standing with white supremacists and causing harm to others. And I did see a report on CNN this AM where a female reporter was called names and while the group, note not movement but group is not exclusively white men, they did tout they like to get together at protests and drink beer. 

What a way to announce to the world not only are you uneducated trash, but you are uneducated weaponized trash going to protests because you’re on one side don’t have enough to do and want to cause trouble and the side you are on, well it happens to be the side of racism, police brutality and racial inequality. Colorado Proud Boys remain active, have protested with neo-Nazis after all and reports today are surfacing from other parts of the US indicating the same in other states with regards to the Proud Boys group. Note it’s not a movement they after all proudly told CNN today that they are like Biker Clubs without the Bikes. 

So in the words of the Feds, they would by default be classified as a gang, that is after all what MC’s are considered to be by the Feds. 

God Fucking morons, they don’t even realize they just got up on TV and compared themselves to groups that the Fed’s consider to be fucking criminals.  

Today Trump sort of walked his remarks back with regards to the Proud Boys, but he couldn’t quite form the words racism. It’s like he has a speech impediment surrounding the words “racist and/or racism.” 

Focus groups didn’t think a lot of Trump either, he was referred to as unhinged, a crackhead. 

And other Countries again looked on at our illustrious President in horror. 

Not that Biden did too much better, he did have some class though. 

It is clear Trump knows that he is losing in the polls, badly and he cannot afford to lose the election otherwise he and his inbred kin might lose everything soon enough and his only hope is to undermine the American peoples trust in the voting process. He is attempting to scare people away from voting and that would be how he wins. 

I wouldn’t be banking on winning though Donald J Trump, another 4 years in office also opens you up to actually being removed from office this time, due to your status as a liability in terms of National Security.

Vote him out or remove him by force, either way it’s highly doubtful he’ll successfully make it a full 2nd term, but he’s too blind to see that one. 

Cristal M Clark

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Donald Trump a National Security Threat

Donald Trump’s Taxes Show Years of Avoidance and Losses

Cristal M Clark 

Well it would appear Trump is not the millionaire everyone thought he was because his taxes show years of losses and tax avoidance. His excuse this morning was it was all fake news, tonight it was that he is entitled to credits. 

What’s more is that his income taxes also more than prove that he is in fact a security threat to our nation. Thanks to the New York Times we now have insight as to why Trump has fought long and hard to try to keep his taxes from the public. I mean all presidents do release them but not Trump and for a multitude of reasons. 

According to the Times, Trump has about $421 million in debts which he has personally guaranteed and which are coming due over the next several years. Russ Choma reported in Mother Jones last summer that Trump’s debts were nearly $500 million and would come due in relatively short order. But Trump’s debts are even bigger than that, and he’s worked hard to keep them hidden for decades.

Trump paid a whole $750 in federal income taxes in 2016, the year he was elected president, and the same amount the following year, when he entered the White House. In many years recently he hasn’t paid anything at all. He paid his daughter Ivanka lush consulting fees that he deducted as a business expense even though she helped him manage the Trump Organization. And he’s taken questionable tax write-offs on everything from getting his hair done to the tune of $70,000, to managing his personal residences.

The tax returns also show the extent to which Trump has repeatedly betrayed the interests of many of the average Americans who elected him and remain his most loyal supporters. The supporters who voted for Trump because they fell for his utter bullshit, his lies, the very things they hoped by voting for Trump would serve as a way to clean up DC and get more politicians in place that actually work for the people. No, they got the very thing in the office that they never wanted to see in office. 

Trump supporters like him because he is a businessman, he is not and that is a fact. 

Trump is not a business man, he created a fucking brand and not a very good one because his debt shows his brand is a failure, he had to sign personal guarantees to get loans. Trump has bragged about being worth $10 billion ever since he entered the 2016 presidential race, not true he is actually worth just a fraction. The Covid-19 pandemic has hit hard the sectors in which the Trump Organization operates real estate, travel and leisure. If Trump is unable to meet his debt payments, he’s either going to have to sell assets or get bailed out by a friend with funds. Trump isn’t likely to sell anything off and that makes him a target, in particular from obtaining a bailout from a foreign country. 

Here are the 7 biggest takeaways:

Trump paid $750 in taxes in both 2016 and 2017 

The Trump family lives a lavish lifestyle through business expenses -Wait, WTF, was his tax auditor sleeping at the wheel?

Some of his best-known businesses lose millions 

Foreign visitors help support Trump properties – we already knew this

He paid family members in “consulting fees” -again has he never been audited? Basically he is writing off money to avoid paying taxes.

Trump’s lucrative licensing revenue has dwindled

Trump’s debt load is coming due 

The Times said the president appears to be responsible for $421 million in loans, most of which will come due within four years. On top of that, a $100 million mortgage on Trump Tower in New York will come due in 2022.

No one with Trump’s financial woes would have access to national security intel, ever and at all, but here we go again Trump has access. 

The absolute worst thing that has come out of Trump’s taxes is that Trump has managed to not only make a mockery of the White House and the US Presidency, he’s also made a mockery of the  IRS, National Security, The Republican Party, Lenders, US Citizens and his supporters. Jokes on you all, it’s almost like he is laughing at you – at your willingness to blindly follow him around because your are too blind to see the truth or too stupid, either way, he is laughing at all of you as you cast a vote for him. You are in fact a joke to Donald J Trump. 

But you knew that right, I mean look at his response to Covid-19.

All Biden has to do now is hammer away during the debate with Trump on his taxes, how it is Trump who should be in jail for tax fraud, his lies, his deceit and the rate of death we have over Covid because Trump is afraid to lose the election for if he does, no one is going to bail him out. The truth of the matter is simple, Trump cannot afford to lose this election otherwise he’ll lose everything he never truly worked for nor actually had. 

Cristal M Clark

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Donald Trump Proves Joe Biden Right?

No, You Did Not Read That Wrong

Cristal M Clark 

So yesterday not only did Reddit Roast the United States but Donald J Trump made a wee bit of an error in that he basically spent quite a bit of time proving Joe Biden right. In case you missed that here is what happened:

Yesterday afternoon Joe Biden addressed the unrest in cities like Kenosha, Wisconsin, and Portland, Oregon during a speech in Pittsburgh saying that Donald Trump “long ago forfeited any moral leadership in this country.”

“He can’t stop the violence, because for years he’s fomented it, you know, he may believe mouthing the words ‘law and order’ makes him strong, but his failure to call on his own supporters to stop acting as an armed militia in this country shows how weak he is.”

Naturally that caused Donald Trump to respond during a press conference in which he decided it would wise to stoke the unfounded, outrageous and made up fears about “left-wing political violence” while refusing to condemn right-wing vigilantes, in fact he spent the day supporting them, including the 17-year-old supporter of his who has been charged with first-degree murder in the shooting deaths of two protesters in Kenosha.

Bravo Donald Trump, Bravo dimwit. 

Trump hasn’t stopped at just that, he is continuing to pour fuel on the fire here, in fact he is like an out of control forest fire that has zero containment, just running wild and completely out of control. 

During a subsequent interview with Fox News’s Laura Ingraham Donald Trump pushed these unproven and nonsensical conspiracy theories about Joe Biden secretly being behind left-wing civil unrest. All came the day before Trump’s visit to Kenosha – you know the one trip he is making against the wishes of local and state officials, and the trip is for the stated purpose of showing support for law enforcement following the shooting of yet another unarmed Black man and then a string of protesters.

Trump has continually shown support for right wing vigilanties and shows a great deal of empathy for them which is not only fueling the fire but it’s also fanning it. 

Donald Trump of the 17 year old who had his mom drive him to the protest so he could shoot people: “That was an interesting situation. You saw the same tape that I saw, and he was trying to get away from protesters, I guess, it looks like, and he fell, and then they very violently attacked him, I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would’ve been killed.”

Untrue, is our President really this retarded?  The kid was not trying to get away from anyone, he woefully showed up to a protest in support of Donald J Trump and was insane enough to kill innocent protesters in the name of our scumbag president. 

What a shit show. Kyle Rittenhouse, the 17-year-old supporter of Trump’s has been charged with murdering two protesters in Kenosha. By default Donald J Trump is in fact encouraging this vigilante type of problem for police. 

On Friday, a caravan of Trump supporters descended on downtown Portland, Oregon, where they clashed with protesters. Videos from the scene showed Trump supporters shooting people with paintball guns, macing people, and even driving through crowds in a manner that could have killed people.

And Trump is running around telling people that planes full of agitators are showing up to protest being flown all over the country to cause strife during protests and to cause looting and rioting? Something by the way that has been disproven. Meaning, it is a complete made up, a falsification, a lie. Outright lie. My guess would be they are being bussed in. Too expensive to fly all over. In part on that, while what Trump said has been disproven it is a fact that some who are showing up to protest as agitators are traveling, just not by plane. What Trump did was paint a picture of hundreds of people boarding planes to cause issues during protests, hence he is fear mongering. 

 A Trump supporter reportedly named Aaron Danielson was shot and killed in downtown Portland. Portland police say they have no suspect, and Donald Trump started the accusation that the shooting had a political motive.

During Trump’s idotic news conference on Monday, he made an evidence-free accusation that left-wing protesters have “killed a lot of people,” and announced that the departments of Homeland Security and Justice are forming a joint operations center to “investigate violent left-wing civil unrest.” All whilst refusing to condemn supporters of his who were filmed shooting paintball guns and macing people, saying “that was a peaceful protest” and “paint is not bullets.”

Last week Trump made the wild claim that “Portland has been burning for many years, for decades it’s been burning.” Ha, ha, ha, ha, omg does Donald Trump even know where the fuck Portland is? If you get a chance to visit Portland do it, it’s beautiful and hasn’t been on fire at all. 

Donald Trump habitually refuses to acknowledge that police violence and right-wing violence are problems in the US, and he does go out of his way to justify it.

So I’d say yesterday was a day well spent for the Biden campaign in terms of Donald Trump proving what Joe Biden said, to be absolutely, unequivocally correct. 

Cristal M Clark

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2020 – The Year That Keeps Giving 


One Catastrophe After Another 

Cristal M Clark  

What a time to be alive right? Within the first 30 days of this year:

  1. Tension between US and Iran
  2. Australia wildfires
  3. Philippines volcanic eruption
  4. We just started hearing about Coronavirus
  5. Kobe Bryant dies.

The hits, well they just keep coming. 


February rolls around, we hear more and more about Coronavirus, by the end of the second week of March millions of individuals worldwide lost jobs/income due to the virus. Jobless claims overwhelmed unemployment servers to the point they came crashing down.


Coronavirus officially becomes mainstream and a threat. Hospitals run out of personal protective gear, they don’t have enough facemasks or ventilators. 

America gets shut down. 

Congress scrambled to get help to American’s but it wasn’t fast enough let alone enough and poorly handled. Gig workers in some cases are still waiting for unemployment payments to start showing up. Businesses were forced to close during statewide lockdowns in March and April. People were told to stay home for the entire month of April here in the US. 

Economic Stimulus Package Tax Rebate Checks Printed

The Stimulus payments were held up by a deranged Nancy Pelosi, she ended up getting her way but we all know how that story played out. 

Many still have yet to receive the stimulus payment and an extra $600 a week has been added to individual unemployment payments, which really opened the eyes of the American workforce who are now finding that they are making more on unemployment than they did working. That is due to corporate greed, owners and board members feel entitled to give themselves raises and bonuses rather than pay someone an actual living wage. 


American’s also started to understand just how much we depend on China for both the manufacturing and pharmaceutical industries, and Trump well he is gearing up to start bringing those back to America in an effort to get our economy fixed and fixed right. American corporations are learning a powerful lesson in that the greed they have enjoyed so that they could happily exploit the plight of the workforce they had, will no longer be tolerated. 


Trump orders the meat packing industry to stay open despite the fact that hundreds of workers are falling ill, they don’t have the protection they need to keep them safe from the virus.

The bailout loans for small businesses was a complete disaster, both times and came too late if at all to actually save anyone’s job. We learned that some used the funds to fund their own pocket book, not the workers. 

Suicide, domestic violence and child abuse numbers start to inch up amidst the state lockdowns as some individuals became depressed during the isolation and the abused were left isolated in homes with tyrants. 

Alcohol and cannabis sales skyrocketed as folks found not much to do while states were locked down. 

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Every single Democratic nominee dropped out of the race leaving the party with the old creepy guy that has a propensity to touch people inappropriately and smell them. I should just send a box of cubans to Trump now and congratulate him on another 4 years. Seriously, he doesn’t even have to try now. 

Kim Jong un vanishes, word on the street is that he is close to death or dead, then out of nowhere he just pops back into the picture as if nothing happened. The United States Government releases video of a suspected UFO and states start to ease those stay at home restrictions before enough testing is available, the numbers aren’t even going down and we fell witness to just how divided the United States is. Protesters took to the streets to protest stay at home orders informing us all that they don’t care about themselves, but forgot about the rest of us who do care about ourselves and would prefer not to get the virus. Then the backlash over wearing masks started to take hold. People are behaving deplorably, the truth is no one is infringing on your rights, we are attempting to protect each other and you. 


States need bailouts and some are told to just file for bankruptcy. 


Many have been left wondering what’s next, as states started to open millions who thought they’d be going back to work learnt that simply wasn’t true for the foreseeable future. 

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May 1 shows up and nothing bad happened, people started feeling okay and by the 3rd we started hearing about Murder Hornets showing up in the United States. 

In a year that just keeps on giving disaster after disaster, the author of the Twilight Saga announced that a new Twilight book is on its way but told from the perspective of Edward.  


No one can say what might be on tap for June at this point, but after the first 4 months of this year and the start of May, many of us are sitting on the edge of our seats.  

Today Total Cases Globally: 3,544,281

Deaths: 248,816

US Total Cases: 1,166,083

Deaths: 67,913

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Impeaching Donald Trump


To Impeach or Not to Impeach

Cristal M Clark 

So here we are again, Trump has gone and done something really stupid again and the news is ablaze with the idea and talk of a renewed effort to finally impeach Trump. 


Reports are circulating thanks to a whistleblower, that Trump in a July call pressured Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden. Why is this an issue you may be wondering? Well, during that time frame the US was in fact withholding aid to the Ukraine, and after that call, a very short time later, the sought after aid was given. 

Meaning that if the whistleblowers account of what happened is true, Trump may be sailing perilously close to an open window, in his role he is not allowed to pressure another country to provide any information for personal gain, which he did. 

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Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson determined that the allegations were credible and of “urgent concern,” yet congress has yet to see the official report against Trump. The acting DNI under Trump, Joseph Maguire, is not allowing the whistleblower’s report to be shared with Congress, regardless of the fact that Congress issued a subpoena for it.  


IS that a fucking joke? So let me get this straight, Trump really could walk down the street and murder someone and Congress wouldn’t be able to do shit about it?

Basically Joseph Maguire is saying something like “look, yes you have a smoking gun but, I am taking the stance that I want to bury my head in the sand and just pretend this isn’t serious so fuck you guys.”


So Trumps camp just gave Congress and Pelosi the middle finger whilst also dropping trow and mooning them. 



Legal experts say they have never heard of a DNI overruling an IG assessment to send a complaint to Congress either. Taking it a step further Legal experts on whistleblower complaints say Joseph Maguire is going too far.

Thank you Captain Obvious.. 

D.C.-based national security lawyer Mark Zaid, “We are seeing not just a politicization but a legalization of the whistleblower process that was never intended to exist. It was not intended that the system would be put under a microscope so that lawyers could derive any type of loophole interpretation, these are the type of cases that are supposed to be broadly interpreted.”

Again, no shit. 

Does anyone remember Edward Snowden?

I do. 

He made the choice not to use the US Government’s Whistleblower channels, this serves as a perfect example of why whistleblowers are better off going to the media rather than what the US Government insists are proper channels. 

The President of the United States can do whatever he wants and Congress takes a back seat and throws their hands in the air and just says “Oh Well.”

No action is taken, nothing is done and to an individual with Trump’s mentality we reinforce this crappie behavior.  

Thank you Congress for kicking every American right in the face by doing nothing but cry to the mainstream media. 

Cristal M Clark

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