Donald Trump – Still no New Chief of Staff

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Why Not a Soul Wants to be Chief of Staff

I could run the list of obvious reasons as to why no one really wants to be Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff, the reality is pretty simple and much more honest.

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The Chief of Staff is not a doormat nor is he or she a dog who lives to serves his or her master. And that is what Trump fails to understand about the position.

To be even more honest, it could very well be that Trump is simply seeking out the wrong individuals for the position.

Here are a few well thought out suggestions:

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Vladimir Putin

Why?

He did overwhelmingly help Trump secure the office of the US Presidency, after all.

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Ivana Trump

Why?

Something tells me that woman is not going to be having any of Donald’s normal BS and she quite possibly just may be the only individual in the entire world who could wrangle the mans twitter account away from him.

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Kim Jong un

Why?

Because watching the romantic power play between the two would be akin to watching a couple who simply should not be married, just imagine the on-air arguments from the oval office we’d witness.

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Hillary Clinton aka: Crooked Hillary

Why?

Obviously, they both like to hide the truth, i.e. lie, play stupid, then get angry, and finally just blame everyone but themselves.

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CNN’s very own Alisyn Lane Camerota

Why?

Who doesn’t love a woman with some balls on her? Alisyn, much like Ivana would not be having any of Donald’s shit at all. Alisyn would question and grill Donald at every turn making Donald so confused and upset that he’d end up in the fetal position in the corner of the oval office leaving Alisyn to run the affaires of the country.

And Finally…

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Melania Trump

Why?

I have not clue what our current first lady does other than stand around and look really, really pissed off all of the time and well, lets be honest. If Donald wants a dog to do his bidding, he has no need to look any further for one because he is already married to one.

Cristal M Clark

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Melania, Sarah or Vladimir Behind Op-Ed?

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New York Times Op-Ed

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Everyone is wondering who is behind the New York Times Op-Ed who is supposedly someone close to Trump himself.

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Some have suggested that it might be the Vice President, Mike Pence, others have suggested Jared Kushner, Mike Pompeo.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and present my list of the three most likely suspects which seemingly always fly right under the radar:

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Melania Trump – I really don’t think that I need to explain this one.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders – possibly just tired of lying for Trump, thus having ruined her career once Trump leaves the white house and honestly, resting bitch face and personality are not a good look but both seem to be rather set in in Sarah’s case.

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Vladimir Putin – former lover of Donald Trump because at least for this week, the love affair they have is on the outs.

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In the end, we’ll get a few names, Trump will insist of course he is correct once he unmasks the individual, of course history has taught us many times before, Trump does tend to be rather dishonest and have present no factual basis for many of his accusations after all.

In this case, we’ll just have to let the evidence present itself.

Cristal M Clark

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