Want to Purchase Some Cocaine and/or Meth?

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Turns out There’s an App for That

By: Cristal M Clark

If you are in the market for some cocaine and meth purchasing, you were, as in past tense, in luck because some bloody idiot made and app for that. We should have all seen this one coming really in all honesty.

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Meet Collin Riley Howard, 18 a freshman at the University of California Santa Cruz, the young man who created an iPhone app he named “Banana Plug,” which just so happened to offer cocaine, “molly” and “shrooms.” It appears as if Collin named the app after his school’s mascot and It was discovered by police after finding posters advertising it on campus, umm not the smartest move if you were to ask me. And the app, well turns out, it was available in Apple’s App Store.

So, what’s a cop to do in this type of situation? Download the app and play about of course. Undercover Homeland Security agents used the app to purchase marijuana and cocaine in November 2018. Agents also contacted Howard through Snapchat to set up the purchase of additional controlled substances, including methamphetamine, on a few occasions.

Now before you all run to download it, turns out, that the Fed’s, well they are not too keen on the idea of an app utilized so as to distribute illegal drugs, no, they have charged Collin whose parents must be so very proud, with distribution and possession with intent to distribute cocaine and methamphetamine.

Collin is scheduled to appear in court tomorrow.

Cristal M Clark

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$10 Million Dollar Bounty

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New and Improved Drug Lord Rises to the Occasion

By: Cristal M Clark

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Who here is a fan of Netflix’s Narcos? Well as it turns out in the world of drug cartels, real life and tv are not all that different after all.

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Just as El Chapo heads off to prison news started to break introducing the world to one Nemesio Ruben Oseguera-Cervantes or better known by his street name, El Mencho who is reported to be a wee bit more sadistic than good old El Chapo.

Cartels by the way are not well known for sitting down to tea to work out any differences.

It is rumored that El Mencho was once a cop, an avocado grower, likes cock-fighting and happens to be a billionaire?

And now, the worlds most feared drug lord, his mother must be so very proud.

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He is rumored to run his cartel in the same manner as a terrorist organization, he is said that he will never go down alive and his expectation is that his men will do the same.

He set up his cartel in Jalisco state around 10 years ago, moves meth, cocaine and heroin all over the world and has since managed to amass billions. In case you are wondering he actually as it turns out, made a name for himself by by dumping 35 bound and tortured bodies, oh yes bound and tortured bodies, onto the very streets of Mexico’s port Veracruz during, well rush hour of course. I see the rational, if you are going to really make a name for yourself, you dump 35 bound and tortured bodies somewhere, but where? Well, it’s best to do it on one of the busiest roads and during rush hour.

Sometimes, these guys totally go for the wow factor and just completely overdo it.  

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I’m sorry but is the DEA so understaffed that we can only go after one drug lord at a time thus allowing them to become serial killers and also billionaires at the same time?

It’s a legit question.

8 soldiers and a police officer died during a failed raid which had tried to take down the drug lord. Then in retaliation because they just couldn’t let the failed raid go, El Mencho’s men set fire to a number of vehicles and buildings, causing fear, panic and with it devastation that required 10,000 troops being brought in in order to bring the situation under control.

His men killed a man and his young son by detonating sticks of dynamite duct-taped to their bodies a few years ago.

But if you think and of that is the worst of it:

His delightful henchmen also by the way raped, killed and set fire to a 10-year-old girl. They also raped, killed and set on fire the wrong 10-year old girl, because they thought the girl they raped, killed and set on fire was the daughter of a rival.

She in fact was not.

Maybe not so great at identifying potential rivals and family members of said rivals.

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The DEA lists him as it’s most wanted and has a $10 million bounty on his head if anyone is interested, but be forewarned, it is my understanding that 1. He will not go down without a fight and 2. It is rumored that his army of henchmen is in the thousands.  

Cristal M Clark

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Meth with that New iPhone?

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Apple’s accessories getting stranger and stranger.

 

If you are like, you can’t wait for Apple to release the newest round of iPhones in September. I usually go back and forth with whether or not to upgrade right away or wait it out just a tiny bit.

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Either way, I am always curious to see what new accessories come out as well and I have to admit, I never thought a box of meth would be one of them.

Most of us just want the newest headphones or cordless chargers…maybe a free cup of coffee while we wait…

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Turns out, a FedEx package containing a couple of pounds of meth made its way to the store located at the Grand Central Terminal in Manhattan.

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The meth that had been sent to the store would sell for anywhere between $26K-$36K.

A highly intelligent drug dealer that I am guessing utilizes his own goods somehow got the address confused with his actual seller’s address, unless of course his seller worked at the store and this story turns out to be a lot like the ones you see at Burger King, where you hit the drive through, order your food and get your drugs to go with your order.

Everyone loves one stop shopping.

The store by the way closed for a few hours because initially they had no idea what they were dealing with.

What shocks me the most about this story is that people are still shipping drugs through shipping companies or the USPS.

Forget Russian Collusion and Election Interference if Russia really wanted to screw with America, they would send meth to every Apple store in the US and time it so all of it arrives the say Apple’s newest toys are due to hit store shelves.

Mess with our ability to buy stuff when we have funds available and everyone would demand the US stop Russian interference at once. Honestly, if one were to mull it over, we’d be more upset if we were unable to get the newest tech gear than we are at Russian Collusion, Russian interference with our elections and fake news combined.

People would lose it, nationwide, even Android consumers would be outraged, asking how could Russia do that to us?

And then, suddenly we would hear everyone asking where Mueller is at with his Russia investigation.

Keep your drugs out of Apple Stores folks, please.

Cristal M Clark

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