Truth Social, Florida Mayor Finds Some Coke, The CIA Secret to Make Pain Go Away

Denver Still Upsetting Citizens Over Homeless Issues

Cristal M Clark 

Truth Social Warned FBI of Threats 

Crazy as it may seem sometimes social media works in an effort to protect life, well at least Trump’s truth social does. Truth social which is owned by former President Donald Trump warned the FBI about Craig Robertson who of course made threats to kill Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg Jr because Alvin is prosecuting Donal Trump for allegedly falsifying business records related to a 2016 hush money payment to porn star Stormy Daniels. 

Craig Robertson, 75, was armed when FBI agents confronted him at his home in Provo, Utah last week and upon refusing to drop the weapon the FBI killed him. 

All of that makes sense of course but what doesn’t make much sense is why is it that Truth Social has some morals, ethics and reported a problem to the FBI when other social media simply chooses to ignore these types of problems? 

Come on, FaceBook and Twitter have had multiple issues with mass shooters posting disturbing details prior to a shooting and those sites did fuck all about it. 

That said, I am not at all saying that Truth Social is any better than every other social media site, the simple fact is this never would have happened in the first place if it had not been for Donald Trump’s vile and hateful rhetoric and hate speech, just like January 6th, its the same and it puts the United States in a really bad position where we are looking at unhinged devout Trump supporters who are willing to die for the cause as they attempt to cause great harm to others. 

World leaders are seeing this and shaking their heads wondering what happened to the United States who once upon a time sat on the highest throne, pristine, educated, less unhinged people running about causing chaos and harm. These are legal gun owners to boot. 

Florida Mayor Finds Some Coke

This is the type of thing that would only happen in Florida. On July 23rd whilst out on a relaxing fishing trip The Mayor of Tampa, Mayor Jane Castor reeled in approximately $1.1 million dollars worth of cocaine. Nice Catch but can we just put it back before the rightful owner comes after it? That is the type of catch that sends killers wanting their payload back. 

This is not a new thing though, cocaine floating in the waters in and near Florida seems to be a pretty common occurrence. Last month, a good Samaritan found a floating brick of cocaine weighing about 2.7 pounds whilst boating near the Florida Keys, in May, a large bundle of cocaine that weighed about 41 pounds was discovered and In May 2021, more than 30 kilograms of cocaine with a value topping $1 million was seized after it washed ashore at Cape Canaveral Space Station. 

By the way for those who might be wondering, this catch does not put even the slightest dent in the drug trade, not even a hair. Cocaine is readily available in most bar bathrooms so this catch is nothing. 

The CIA Secret to Make Pain Go Away?

What the fuck mates, you were holding out on us all this time? The CIA recently released it’s highly anticipated secret for making pain go away and now that it’s out, TikTokers are reporting that it really fucking works. 

It comes from a 1977 document about a way to reduce pain that was developed by the Monroe Institute of Applied Science. It came about as part of the CIA’s Gateway program, which had a goal of changing states of consciousness to bring about a “gateway into different modes of perception.” 

Per the Gateway Intermediate Workbook, you can make pain go away by closing your eyes and visualising the part of your body that’s in discomfort. Next comes the weird part, once you are focused in on the painful body part, you repeat the number 55515 in your head until the pain goes away, ”when you do these two things the pain signals will reduce until they are no longer important.” 

So, I was not sold on this, it seemed too easy right, like whatever this will never work. But, I tried it last night and it actually worked. The secret is now happily spreading across the internet faster than light speed. Let’s all take the time to Thank the CIA for holding out on us so long, dicks. 

Mike Johnston attends a kickoff event for “Yes on Proposition 123,” support for a ballot measure that would increase funding for affordable housing in Colorado. Sept. 13, 2022.

Denver Still Upsetting Citizens Over Homeless Issues

Parents are complaining about homeless encampments near schools this week, It’s never ending isn’t it, this whole homeless issue here in Denver. Last Saturday I walked around my neighbourhood and around 7:30 I started back home not wanting to be out after dark because that’s when bad things tend to happen. Whilst trying to get around the bus stop at Downing and Colfax, I saw what I can only assume was a hooker, her top wide open and breasts out for all to see, she was attempting to get people to stop so she could offer up her goods. She commented on my hair and I responded to her with “You have nice hair too,” because I try to not to be a dick, when all of a sudden a man bounced up out of bloody nowhere and asked if he could touch my hair I laughed him off and said no thank you. He lost it and tried to get a group of individuals to come after me, no one moved. Now I am not one to run I am more of the type to stand my ground, and let someone call the swat team to protect you from me. Most of the individuals at the bus stop know who I am, I don’t hesitate to let them know to never approach me, least of all touch my hair. That is one for sure way to see your hand become removed from your wrist in the most hideous of ways. I noted drug use, obviously this man was the woman’s pimp, I saw homeless people strung out, and it smelt of piss and meth, some were still smoking meth and drinking. If you have ever been around someone who uses meth, you know that smell. 

I walked away rather than starting to drop individuals into oncoming traffic but I got to thinking, are these the fucking train wrecks our new Mayor Mike Johnston wants to fucking house? You don’t rehabilitate that shite show and I am so tired of advocates shoving rehabilitation down our throats. Look you fucks, these individuals, every single one of them that I saw last Saturday over that the bus stop were drunk, high and strung out? These people don’t need free money or a roof over their heads until they are clean. They want it and will tell you bleeding heart dipshits they will clean up once they are off the street but that is not true. I have friends who live near section 8 housing, million dollar apartments were built to house those that are less fortunate, now those places are crime ridden, dangerous and full of infestations. 

Do not cry me the river that the homeless want to be clean but the streets make them turn to drugs, get fucked. That hooker with her tits and twat hanging out certainly made no attempt to run from her pimp. 

Let’s hope Mayor Mike Johnston is listening, we need to do three very simple and effective things in order to clean up our homeless problems. 

  1. Jail the criminals 
  2. Create hospitals for the mentally insane, yes I know decades ago this was a horrible thing, but all of these bleeding hearts can become paid watchdogs so as to ensure no one abuses the mentally insane. 
  3. Help the ones who honestly want off the streets, those who are not using and just need some help in order to get out of this mess. 

It’s not fucking rocket science and I am tired that as a single woman, I am unable to walk around my own Cap Hill neighbourhood without the threat of being accosted by some whack job. And save me the speech, that women should call the police, fuck you. The police cannot come fast enough because they are understaffed and they advise you get yourself a gun. 

It’s about time that someone come to the table with a real plan. Oh wait, I just did that. Now get this goddamn mess cleaned the fuck up. This city dragging it’s feet on this issue is absolutely ridiculous. 

Cristal M Clark

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