Trump’s Axios Interview – Both Cringe-worthy and Painful

How Many More Failing Moments Does He Have Left

Cristal M Clark 

If anyone caught Trump’s rather painful and cringe-worthy interview on HBO’s Axios you know what I am talking about when I say that I am pretty certain that the rest of the world is watching Trump’s interviews as if they were Novella’s. 

Here in America you are either drinking whilst watching them, and heavily because we make up games to play whenever he says something stupid or you just bury your head in the sand. 

Here’s how it basically went down: Trump began the interview by telling Jonathan Swan of Axios a strange tale about Trump’s coronavirus response and the current state of the pandemic, which were all lies and everyone in the world knows it. Duh, numbers dipshit. But the ending was a rather glorious ending with Trump making the death of civil rights leader John Lewis all about himself. Zero recognition for all the good, all that John Lewis fought for, the great man he was, nothing. It was all about how John Lewis never attended Trump’s ridiculous State of the Union (hey most of were drunk), and about how John Lewis never attended Trump’s inauguration (again, many hard working, honest, not stupid or blind American’s spent that time drunk or deeply depressed).

I’ve really got to hand it to Jonathan because at one point Trump handed him some made up statistics (most likely drawn up with a Sharpie) with regards to the pandemic and Jonathan shot back with the actual number of deaths in the US when Trump responded, you can’t use that. 

So, we can’t use facts these days? 

Trump started waving around his beloved charts and papers, like a three year old shows off his/her first piece of artwork. 

The effort however was painfully unconvincing, Donald Trump tried to make it seem as though the US coronavirus death toll of more than 150,000 isn’t as bad as it seems.

“Right here, the United States is lowest in … numerous categories … ah, we’re lower than the world,” Trump stammered, Jonathan responded, “lower than the world? In what?”

“Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases,” Swan continued. “I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the US is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc. … Look at South Korea: 50 million population, 300 deaths.”

Trump responded by suggesting South Korea is faking its numbers. But when Swan challenged him on that point, Trump quickly changed the topic back to his pieces of paper.

“Here’s one right here. You take the number of cases. No, look. We’re last. Meaning we’re first,” Trump said.

“I mean, 1,000 Americans die a day,” Swan responded. “If hospital rates were going down and deaths were going down, I’d say terrific, you deserve to be praised for testing. But they’re all going up!”

Jonathan was absolutely relentless however, he hit Donald Trump with a string of questions about why he isn’t doing more to fight the coronavirus and why the virus has hit the US so much harder than other comparable countries.

Jonathan asked Trump point blank how he can say the pandemic is under control when roughly 1,000 Americans are dying from Covid-19 each day, Trump’s response: “it is what it is.”

“There are those that say you can test too much. You know that?” Trump said at one point.

“Who says that?” Swan responded.

“Read the manuals. Read the books,” answered Trump.

“What books?” Swan challenged, but no answer was forthcoming. Instead, Trump said that “when I took over we didn’t even have a test.” 

Wait, what? I’m sorry were our past presidents psychic and we all missed that?

Again, this is the leader of the free world showing us very, very clearly just how little he cares for anyone’s well being. His only care is winning an election he may very well end up losing because of his inability to respond to the pandemic honestly, wholeheartedly, like a fucking human being, you know care about your fellow man, you know Trump, your voters?

The worst however was the moment Trump didn’t seem to know the difference between a mail in ballot and an absentee ballot. 

And he is still against mail in voting except for…

Today he cleared mail in voting down in his new home state of Florida but also slammed other states for saying that they would allow it because he fears that the democrats will “steal” the election. 

More made up stories, lies, deceit and bullshit. He twists the story to suit his needs and only where it suits him best.  

It is becoming more and more evident that Trump would rather millions die in this country over handling the Pandemic all for the shot at winning another 4 years in the Oval trash pit he has created. 

Cristal M Clark

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Pathetic Trump Gives Microsoft 45 Days To Acquire TikTok

Meanwhile in Miami, People Pay for Fake Negative Covid-19 Test Results.

Cristal M Clark 

In the latest bullshit Trump is pulling, he has decided that he is going to ban the popular with teens and young adults, Chinese owned app, TikTok. With everything going on in the US, hell the world, this is what Trump is focusing on. A couple of my detective friends on Friday as the news broke, sent me messages one read “My God, I am glad the leader of the free world is focusing on our country’s greatest concerns.” And you know, that really did put this into perspective. 

He and his administration are reasoning this with the fact that they simply fear the owners of the app will well share user data with China, even though TikTok has vowed long ago not to share user data and even if they did, it would not matter. 

Now if any of you have seen TikTok, you might be sitting back like me and saying wtf? Who cares, it’s not top secret, the stuff posted on TikTok is purely for entertainment, nothing more or less. The reality is simple here, Trump is upset over all you naughty teens and young adults making fun of him through the app. 

That’s right, he is having a temper tantrum of epic proportions but with an added twist which he thinks is going to make him look smart. According to Trump: “The U.S. Treasury would need to get a lot of money out of a TikTok deal.” Which he had to later defend stating that no one else would think of that. 

Umm okay. 

Nicholas Klein, a lawyer at DLA Piper, said generally “the government doesn’t have the authority to take a cut of a private deal through” the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS), which is the interagency committee that reviews some foreign investments in the United States. It was not clear how the U.S. government would receive part of the purchase price.

But let’s get back to the issue at hand, the sharing of user data and information. 

Go ahead and look at the above meme again. Need I say more on the subject?

And you thought that was it.

That’s right, people in Florida are paying to get Fake, negative Covid-19 test results even if they are positive for Covid-19. Is that Trump’s magic vaccine? You just pay to get a negative test?

And Donald J Trump is worried about TikTok?

Cristal M Clark

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Operation Legend – Coming to a Democratic Controlled City Near You

Trump’s Secret Police Snatching Up Private Citizens

Cristal M Clark 

Listen up, if you live in a Democratic Controlled City and you’ve got protesters and rioters parading about, Trump is sending in his Secret Police in an operation dubbed “Operation Legend.”

Federal law enforcement officers, deployed under the Trump administration’s new executive order to protect federal monuments and buildings, face off with protesters against racial inequality and police violence in Portland, Oregon, U.S., July 21, 2020. REUTERS/Caitlin Ochs

What is concerning about this move is that he is only sending the secret police to Democratic controlled cities in a political ploy that is bordering on both insane and dangerous. It stokes the fire of hate and it is inciting violence. What is more concerning is people took to social media to post videos of these secret police snatching us citizens from the streets. They eventually let them go but that sent a shock across the world. That is something a country that is controlled by its deranged leader would order, no one ever thought in their wildest dreams they would see this happening in the United States.   

Protests over the killing of George Floyd by police in Minneapolis have taken place in downtown Portland for more than 50 consecutive days, drawing at times more than 10,000 mostly peaceful demonstrators. 

Just a relatively small number of activists have vandalized downtown buildings, including the federal courthouse, and attacked police and federal agents. Which I think just about every city has seen, have you all seen what the State Capital looks like in Denver? 

Federal officers and protesters naturally clashed outside the federal courthouse. Demonstrators broke windows and did other damage, hurled rocks at the officers and shined lasers in their eyes. Agents have fired tear gas to disperse demonstrators and arrested about 43 people since July 4, mostly for minor offenses. 

The thing that tipped the scale and when the matter escalated was after an officer with the Marshals Service fired a less-lethal round at a protester’s head back on July 11, which critically injured the protester. 

Things got even more heated when agents in unmarked vehicles with generic “police” patches on their camouflage uniforms arrested people at night without identifying themselves.

Currently on social media users are threatening a campaign where they basically do the same thing, wear camouflage, show up all over cities in unmarked motorized transports with generic police badges and grab people off the streets. I saw several posts today about that. If that starts happening nationwide, chaos will ensue and this whole ploy will fall apart and fail in spectacular fashion. 

Trump and Bill Barr said they are planning to send the secret police to Chicago, who is currently enjoying a rather sad uptick in gun violence among other things. 

To date as of this very minute in Chicago thanks to our friends at

Year to Date

Shot & Killed: 387

Shot & Wounded: 1774

Total Shot: 2161

Total Homicides: 430

I see both sides in all honesty. We have a “fuck the police” movement sweep the nation, a cry to defund the police and to demilitarize them which I get but do you enjoying watching those tax dollars pay to fix damage caused by less peaceful protesters? Okay we defund the police but then we in turn are forced to utilize those funds to repair damage caused by violent protesters who should in no way be confused with peaceful protesters, additionally, it’s time for action through legal steps now, over 50 days of protesting is a drain on police agencies and a financial strain to the cities this is happening in. 

On the flip side this move is a clear political one in that Trump knows this will incite enough violence in some cities that he will then use that, twist and turn it like he does and claim that he and only he can fix what is happening in these Democratic controlled cities, which translates to vote Republican because in Democratic cities, they don’t care to control the violence. 

The worry is that this is a dangerous game to play given the current sentiment towards law enforcement and could potentially blow up in Trump’s face. What’s more is that when it does, some innocent individual or individual’s will get caught in the crosshairs and end up dead and if that happens, Trump will go down in a landslide loss.

Michael Dorf, a professional of constitutional law at Cornell University, told The Associated Press, “The idea that there’s a threat to a federal courthouse and the federal authorities are going to swoop in and do whatever they want to do without any cooperation and coordination with state and local authorities is extraordinary outside the context of a civil war.”

Hence, what Trump and Willam Barr are doing here is borderline illegal. Federal authorities can enforce federal laws on federal property, like the courthouse in downtown Portland. But state and local officials say that the federal agents have in fact operated beyond their jurisdiction, and that has raised constitutional issues that are now being challenged in court.

Trump likes to create a monster but he never likes the monsters he creates when he can no longer control them.  It will happen here and that is an inevitable fact. 

Cristal M Clark

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Donald Trump Changes Tone Regarding Coronavirus

Too Little, Too Late?

Cristal M Clark

Today, Donald J Trump re-started his beloved white house briefings, but not all will be about the Coronavirus, rumor has it most will be part of his campaign or more lies.

Either way, he did take a huge step forward and has changed his tone with regards to the coronavirus, he stated that it will get worse before it gets better. 

That is huge for Donald Trump, whats-more is that he is still encouraging the use of face masks. In an about face he stated bluntly that face masks slow the spread and encouraged everyone to wear one when they are unable to social distance. He even encouraged younger individuals to refrain from going to bars, gathering in large crowds.

He should get some credit for that. He basically without coming right out and saying it told everyone he was wrong to downplay it and brush it off this long. 

What he is getting raked for are two key things: At this point many are wondering why we still have yet to see a real feasible plan of action. Fact, we do not have enough testing, fact the number of Covid deaths is hugely underreported because fact, hospitals are running out of tests and fact, not all tests are even accurate, still. Fact, we do not have adequate contact tracing in many major cities and municipalities. 

The other key point was – where is the economic recovery plan? I think now’s the time to say this but have we all learned now that attempting to rush to reopen pretty much failed and in rather glorious fashion? So where is a solid, well thought out, feasible economic recovery plan? Donald Trump does like to tout about just how great of a businessman he is. Where is a plan that will work without making things worse, where is the plan to prevent small businesses from going out of business, while also getting people back to work?

I know the extra $600 each week upset a lot of individuals as it prevented people from going back to work. But just taking it away will hurt the economy even more right now. What Congress, the Senate and the Administration fail to notice is that the cost of living still outpaces what people were even making so they must find a middle ground. 

But the thing that really disappointed me was the president insisting that the virus will eventually just go away. Fact, it is not going to just go away. We are going to be faced with it for a very long time. 

I will still give Trump credit for trying. He is not good at public speaking in this type of forum, as a president. He stuck pretty much to topic and ad libbed less than I have ever seen him do before. 

His actions today were a step forward, if he keeps on that path up to the election, the honesty about the virus and if he sticks to a solid game plan, not use the camera as if he were in front of just his staunch supporters, he’ll gain in the polls. What would really set him apart from Biden here though is that if he used this time to work with the US and not just the big dogs, but smaller business owners and workers and developed a more proper economic recovery plan. 

Stick to what you tell us you do best Donald and you’ll end taking the election by storm. And by the way, a lot of folks out in the real world are weary of mail in ballots whether they planned on voting Trump or not. That is the word from the street. 

So stick to what you know but have a solid, real world economic recovery plan. Work with the working crows and not just business owners. Keep being honest about the virus, your not good at lying about it or ignoring it. 

Cristal M Clark

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Donald Trump Takes to Twitter – Says It’s Patriotic to Wear a Face Mask

Also Says He’s Over the Pandemic

Cristal M Clark 

Knew you’d come around Donnie.

Today Donald Trump started to take to Twitter urging American’s to wear a face mask amid the pandemic, stating that it is patriotic. 

Just today we saw an article in the New York Post about a woman who had a meltdown over being asked to wear a face mask in a California Verizon store. She had her fit, dropped trow and pissed on the floor. 

This is how American’s are behaving over having to wear a face mask and it’s pure ridiculousness. To add insult to injury responding officers collared the woman and found several items that had been stolen from a nearby Dick’s Sporting Goods store in her car, according to the outlet.

I take it this idiotic woman didn’t quite think things all the way through. Utterly disgusting behavior. 

Right now it is our civil and patriotic duty to wear a face mask amid the pandemic, to refuse like a coward, you are telling us all that you are not truly an American Citizen, a true American Citizen will stand up and fight for this country, long before perceived rights, freedoms or civil liberties. Your jobs are to stand with the rest of us, protect our fellow citizens and our precious economy and wear a face mask like a true American would. 

The longer American’s display such sickening behavior the longer states will be forced to remain partially closed, roll back re-openings and look at full statewide shut downs again.  

Our webcast last night and article last Thursday evening actually went over American’s refusing to wear a face mask during a pandemic and calling them out for not being true American Citizens. It’s about time the Don took notice and started to do the right thing. But don’t stop yet Donald J Trump, if you don’t like the monsters you see who display such horrid and unpatriotic behavior, you only have you to blame for creating them. Just as they did you. 

Over the weekend Donald J Trump expressed that he was over the pandemic, more or less brushing it off and White House Staff have reportedly encouraged the Don to avoid the subject of the Pandemic at all costs. 

Ha, ha, ha. Donald, why do you bother listening to those that surround you, is it not yet clear whose interest they have in mind. If it’s not yet, let me get the clouds out of your way, it’s not your best interest they have in mind. Anyone telling you to avoid discussion about it, is not thinking of you at all. 

And this virus, well it’s far from being done with and over us.

So again, Donald J Trump, if you are tired of it, tired of seeing our economy fall into further ruin, and if you are tired of watching the utterly disgusting and vile behavior from those who refuse to face mask, remember they created you and in turn you created them and their behavior. If you do not like what you see or what you are being faced with as our President, then you, yourself must change you, your very own response to the pandemic, your behaviors and drive the change. 

And the first step you should be taking aside from encouraging face masks, is to stop listening to those who you surround yourself with, they are in fact making you look like a complete and utter failure if not a complete fool. 

Cristal M Clark

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Donald Trump – ‘Anti-Maskers-Aren’t True Americans’

No War Was Ever Fought for American Rights, Liberties or Freedoms – Except for One

Cristal M Clark 

Show of hands, who is sick and tired of anti-maskers, anti-social distancers utilizing some bullshit excuse such as but not limited to, “my rights, my freedom, my civil liberties?”

I have to wonder just how uneducated people are? Most of those fighting and mouthing off are my age, not younger adults. The Younger adults are just working off of misinformation with regards to the virus and how dangerous it really is. And I am forgiving of the younger generations on this one, look at all of the older generations setting such shining examples of what it is to be a true american. 

So let me break down a list of major wars for everyone:

The United States declared war on Britain in 1812. It did so because Britain refused to stop seizing American ships that traded with France—Britain’s enemy in Europe. Sometimes there were also seizures of American sailors. These seizures were known as impressment. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

The U.S. entered World War I because Germany embarked on a deadly gamble. Germany sank many American merchant ships around the British Isles which prompted the American entry into the war. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

World War LL – The war began with Nazi Germany’s attack on Poland in September 1939, the United States did not enter the war until after the Japanese bombed the American fleet in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, on December 7, 1941. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

The Vietnam War. The USA became involved in Vietnam because it feared the spread of communism. The USA were unable to defeat the Vietcong and were met with growing opposition to the war back home. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

In August 1990, Iraq invaded the country of Kuwait to its southeast in a bid to gain more control over the lucrative oil supply of the Middle East. In response, the United States and the UN Security Council demanded that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein withdraw Iraqi troops from Kuwait, but Hussein refused. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

The United States invasion of Afghanistan occurred after the September 11 attacks in late 2001 and was supported by close US allies. … Its public aims were to dismantle al-Qaeda and deny it a safe base of operations in Afghanistan by removing the Taliban from power. Not for US rights, liberties or freedoms. 

Not one of those wars were entered into so as to fight for the rights, liberties or freedoms of America or American’s. Overall it was either to support our allies and so as to ensure ultimately that we were not invaded by foreign enemies. 

The only war part of America entered into over rights, freedoms and liberties was in fact:

The American Civil War which was fought between the United States of America and the Confederate States of America, a collection of eleven southern states that left the Union in 1860 and 1861. The conflict began primarily as a result of the long-standing disagreement over the institution of slavery.

Hey Trump, read that one again before you defend the Confederate Flag. 

As to Civil Liberties:

Civil Liberties – The state of being subject only to laws established for the GOOD OF THE COMMUNITY especially with regard to freedom of action and speech. 

You know what the anti-maskers miss about civil liberties right, I think we all see that it is the ‘good of the community’ part. Only thinking of themselves. What is good for the community currently is to wear a face mask and to socially distance.

Soldiers fight for America, not rights, not liberties or freedoms, they fight foreign enemies, potential invaders who if they were to get footing on American soil –  would in fact destroy our country. 

The self proclaimed Wartime President as Trump puts it, “the virus is the enemy.”

Guess what, the virus, the enemy is on US SOIL and destroying our country, our rights, our freedoms because it’s a goddamn virus. 

Anti-Maskers are a huge part of why states are now rolling back openings or considering shutting down again. 

Anti-Maskers by default are simply Un-American because a true soldier would fight the enemy and in this case its by wearing a fucking mask rather than a bullet or a bomb. 

So I am going to say this loud and I am going to say it proudly, Anti-Maskers are anti-american, either shut up and wear a mask to help fight the enemy like a true soldier who loves his or her country or go find country that will afford you your pitiful, shellfish behavior. 

Cristal M Clark

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White House Orders Hospitals to Bypass CDC – Send Test Results to DHHS

Ha, Ha, Ha

Cristal M Clark 

I’ve been cracking up all day over this. Facts, the White House has no authority over State and Local Governments, much less hospital collection data results when it comes to a public health crisis such as a pandemic. 

State and Local Governments supersede the Federal Government on this one. Period and end of story. 

Now the question here is will anyone comply with the dickless order the White House is attempting to issue in an attempt to hide the actual numbers from being released to the public because Trump and his goon squad are to stupid to realize 1, isn’t this a move China already made and 2, they are not going to be able to hide the actual numbers, regardless. 

Besides, Hospitals could if they wanted to, send the info to the CDC and copy the White House, or in this case The Department of Health and Human Services, or they could take one from Trump’s own playbook and simply publish the data daily in Tweet, the media will get the info, the public and The White House all at the same time in real-time. 

Trump is a huge fan of Twitter I hear. 

Point is, this move is going to ensure Trump’s loss in the 2020 election. 

Why, because people are simply getting tired of Trump and the White House politicizing a pandemic. Hey the guy had a chance had he and his White House stuck to politics instead of matters that relate to public health, like well a Pandemic. 

Trying to hide facts from the public is getting noticed, lying to the public and trying to make the Pandemic out to be less than what it actually is, is getting noticed and the facts are clear, Trump continues to slide in the polls and now that his White House is ordering hospitals to bypass the CDC, it’s dug Trump an even deeper grave because Trump isn’t going to be able to hide the actual numbers. Too many of us know people working for hospitals in every city and what I can tell you is that most do not TRUST, Donald J Trump or his White House with any of the Coronavirus Data. They will gladly provide the actual numbers regardless to more trusted sources freely. 

Trump has the power to stop his inevitable loss here, but it is all about choices. He needs to get different folks advising him and handling things when it comes to the Pandemic and now rather than later because those that are doing it now are failing and that is a direct reflection of The President of The United States. 

I mean, they are trying to smear Anthony Fauci, who is more respected than our President, which says a lot and that failed so now…

More Facts: either back off the order with the CDC or watch it blow up in Donald Trump’s face rather flawlessly. 

Cristal M Clark

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Hells Angels and Mongols Clash Over the Weekend 

Mongols & Hells Angels Leave Path of Pitiful & Unnecessary Destruction 

Cristal M Clark 

This past weekend the normally sleepy little town of Arvada had a majorly bad situation go down. A novella ensued between the Hells Angels and the Mongols which resulted in all out war which spanned several city blocks, leaving multiple people injured and one man dead. 

The Mongols and Hells Angels have had a long and rich history of not getting along by the way and one would think by 2020 they’d have let go of the decades old trivial beef between the two clubs. But no, like overly dramatic bitches, they hold on to shit.  

The stories of what actually happened are conflicting which is expected with a crime scene this big, the battle went from 5980 Lamar St. in Arvada and ran all the way around 62nd. 

Nightwolf Band drummer John Akal: “It was a pretty brutal situation people were gunned down on their bikes as they were riding in the street.” Good Samaritan Ryan McPherson was caught in the gunfire, Ryan is the lead singer in the classic rock band, Nightwolf. The band had just finished their second set at a nearby bar and went outside to get some air, when they spotted a man lying in the street. Bandmate Akal says Ryan rushed to help.

According to police, whilst Ryan was tending to the downed biker someone came up behind him and clubbed him, which left him in a now induced coma. 

The man that was killed was one Hells Angels member, 43-year-old William Henderson. 

It’s truly both mind boggling and disheartening that the clubs can’t do better than this, be better than this. They are watching the nation fall to pieces leaving all of our holes exposed to all of our enemies, some of which threaten some of the um how shall I put this, less than legal trades the clubs have always been part of.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, I’d rather have the clubs running, girls, drugs and guns on the streets in the US than have a cartels or foreign gangs handle it, because a cartel will kill everything in its path, whereas the clubs tend to run things with a delicate more business like hand. 

And the clubs do happen to run legit businesses so these are not stupid people, unless they get into fights with each other. 

But no, the clubs can’t seem to see past that age old beef they have and would rather kill each other and harm innocent bystanders who were just trying to help.

Clubs typically try to sell themselves as just good ole boys but the truth is they are not always that, hence why women fall for club guys, women like bad boys. But clubs are more powerful than they realize, they’d be even more powerful if they stopped acting like women holding old grudges against each other and stood up as a united force you know, in case shit goes sideways here in the US and America actually oh-I don’t know, might need them to man up for their country? 

Personally, the only issue I have ever had with anyone in a club was a recent situation with someone with HAMC who had been trying to stalk me, you know unwanted attention type of shit. I took the problem to someone who is affiliated and it was handled for a time, we’ll see how long it takes this go around for that individual to try again. The point is, it really is time to let go of these old reasons that clubs can’t be friends or supportive of other clubs, you’re all in the same boat together like it or not, LE targets all of the clubs, society thinks your all thugs, or rather biker gangs.

And right now, we are all in a Pandemic together, we have a president digging the country into a grave both literally and economically and we have these groups like Antifa crawling out of the woodwork like roaches when the lights go off and to top all of that off, we have people most likely from other countries starting social media hoaxes like threats for the sole purpose of drawing, vigilantes, clubs and militias large masses to locations where as it turns out, nothing is happening, pushing for weaknesses that will leave places/things exposed and eventually that’s going to turn out badly.

We need the MC’s like it or not and we need them in one operational piece not out shooting each other over something meaningless and trivial, we need the clubs to stop acting like bitches who can’t let it go because now you are just letting people down. 

Cristal M Clark

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