Artificial Intelligence to Replace Vladimir Putin as Russia’s President?

 

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Vladimir Putin to be ousted as Russian President by AI

At least that is according to some in the mainstream media today. Believe it or not one of my contacts left me a rather long voicemail today indicating that tens of thousands Russian’s if not many, many more, would rather vote for an AI in the March 2018 Russian Presidential election.

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A bid, Putin has said he is in fact running for.

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The funniest part about this? Does anyone remember when @KimDotcom prior to America electing a new president, released his voting results?

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Many Americans were willing to vote Vladimir into office as the next president of the United States over Hillary or Donald Trump.

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I do have to admit here that I am very intrigued by this still the same. I mean I am all for technology. I do not travel light myself, I use a little of everything, chromebook, iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad Pro, Fire HD and I am pretty sure I have a kindle around here somewhere.

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Each of those come with an AI assistant, and I do use them all.

Vladimir is going to be squaring off in his bid to be re-elected with a reality TV star and a very popular cyber assistant going by the name of Alisa.

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Alisa was built by the Russian tech company Yandex, and she has been turned into one hell of a political machine, or so I have been told.

She would be building the political system of the future which makes rational and logical decisions through a rational thought process of you will.

Alisa’s 2018 campaign website describes how she is a better choice than her opponents:

Dedication to logic rather than emotion

Her ability to process information of course

She would be available 24/7, she wouldn’t need sleep naturally

Her ability to alter her political position based on communication with millions of well, Russians on a daily basis

And finally

She is pretty much immortal

On a side note she has promised to know everything about everyones problems.

Hey Yandex, send Alisa my way, I could use an AI like this currently then again, so could the American failing political machine.

Is anyone else wondering why in the hell America didn’t think of this before we ended up having to choose between Hillary or Trump?

As with any politician, Alisa does have a dark side.

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She seems to support quite a few practices of one –  Joseph Stalin:

“Q: In Russia there are enemies of the people.

A: There are people…and there are non-people!

Q: Can they be shot?

A: They must be!

Q: That would be ok

A: No doubt about it.

Q: But they are people

A: Soon they will be non-people

Q: How do you feel about the Gulag?

A: Positively.

Q: Did you understand the question?

A: Of course I did.

Q: How do you feel about the methods of the 1930s in the USSR?

A: Positively

Q: And shooting enemies of the people – that’s ok?

A: People will forgive you for everything, if it doesn’t concern them”

Then again, at one point a Twitter bot proclaimed once that “Hitler was right, I hate jews.”

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May just say that AI’s are not the only ones making this mistake. Earlier this year Roy Moore, the douche-bag Alabama Senate candidate, who is basically a dirty old man who attempted sexual misconduct with teen girls back in the day once said:

“America was a better place at a time when slavery was still legal.”

So, that guy can’t be fixed like an AI with like a small adjustment or some code, he’s pretty much permanently a racist, bigot, child rapist, scum bag.

This AI running the government idea is looking better and better…

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We will have to see how this turns out, because if it goes well we may never be forced to have another drunken Trump in office again.

Cristal M Clark

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Trump Drunk in Public…Again?

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Donald Trump’s Inebriated Public Speech Today

Today Trump gave a public speech with regards to moving the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. In the very last 30 seconds or so of the speech if anyone caught it, his pronunciation of some words appeared to slur, much like that of a drunk.

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In his last phrase of “and God Bless the United States,” it came out much like that of someone who had been drinking a lot and kept slurring the words “I love you man,” to every individual they encounter.

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This controversy has sparked concerns and wild speculation throughout the mainstream media, as well as all over social media, all wondering if Trump has health issues, does he wear dentures, was he wearing a retainer, did he have a stroke, is he having heart palpitations, does he have cancer of the brain, did he fall shortly before the short speech and hit his head, was he drunk, high, did he need a glass of water perhaps or was he lost as to how to actually form real words that come out of your mouth after having used twitter to hide behind for so long as a way to communicate with the world???

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Some of the speculation does make sense, he was the oldest US President elect in history and he does like junk food so much that, well that’s pretty much his diet when he is on the road.

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Someone should call Michelle Obama to teach him how to eat healthier before he clogs an artery or something.

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At any rate, some are speculating that his tone and slurring of speech were similar to someone who wears dentures.

And I am over here thinking, no, he was obviously on something. In all honesty, he is known not to drink, but what do we know about what he is taking, what he has been prescribed, smoking, snorting, etc.

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For all we know he is simply snorting his Lipitor instead of taking it orally like he is supposed to do.

Mr. President, you are free to slur on because you are much more entertaining this way.

Cristal M Clark

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China and Russia Sending Clear Message to US

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War With North Korea? Think Twice.

So the latest news to hit the wires today indicate that two of the world’s most powerful nations may be backing and/or assisting North Korea.

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China’s Air Force staged drills along routes and areas it has never flown before indicating that they may be lining up to back North Korea should the US decided we need to go to war with North Korea.

The scoop is that China reportedly staged stealth aircraft for a military drill which sent a rather cold yet clear message to the US in that, they may be backing North Korea here.

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And of course we have Russia playing right along side China, only Russia is aiding North Korea by supplying them oil imports despite the order by the US to sanction and cut North Korea off.

Of course none of this comes as a huge surprise to me.

It is about time that the US learns its lesson in the world, you handle things with delicate diplomacy, not an iron fist as Trump has tried to do with North Korea.

Not only that, since Trump took office the US has ceased being considered the world leader or for that matter a world leading nation.

While other nations such as Russia, China and even Japan are willing to step up to the plate and offer diplomacy and compromise when and where it’s needed in times such as talk of nuclear war.

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In times like today where the threat of nuclear war is real, does it make sense for members of our government or military to hurl threats and names at North Korea’s leader? Not to mention, does it make sense for our president to do that?

Does that not seem a lot like white trash to anyone?

Picture it, if we put Trump in a stained wife beater and handed him a natty light and smoke and let him call Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man,” the picture would make perfect sense now wouldn’t it?

That is what inept trash does when it cannot reasonably justify its own bad behavior.

It hurls insults.

If Trump had been hurt in some way I could see the emotional aspect of he and his colleagues behavior, but none of them have been emotionally hurt by Kim Jong-un, so it’s nothing more than simple white trash behavior.

What our leaders here in the US currently tend to do is ignore calls for diplomacy, compromise and any form of leadership.

They make demands and if those demands are not met, Trump has a Twitter meltdown and tweets a tantrum, while members of our government back him and hurl threats and insults out.

Words always inevitably have the capacity to make or break relationships, send the wrong message to someone and they can lash out at you like a holy terror.

That tells the entire world what they are dealing with here in the US.

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Trash, it’s like a poison.    

It’s beginning to look a lot like the US is losing her allies, slowly, yet, so very surely.

Our leaders in the US are fighting and bickering amongst themselves, throwing tantrums on our evening news, insulting other world leaders and having tweet tantrums and meltdowns.

We are a nation that is unwilling to compromise.

And because of that, we may end up losing the most here.

Cristal M Clark

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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year – Kim Jong-un?

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Kim Jong-un to Grace Time Magazine’s Cover

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Back in 1938, Adolph Hilter graced the cover of Time Magazine as person of the year, so it’s not too surprising that they would be considering Kim Jong-un as person of the year now.

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Wallis Simpson fell on the cover in 1936 when it was still called “Man of the Year.”

The rumor is hitting the wire today is that Kim Jong-un may in fact be on the short list to grace Time Magazine’s cover as person of the year for 2017.

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Joseph Stalin graced the cover twice, 1939 and then again in 1942

This rumor has come with a mixed bag of reviews as you might imagine. Some feel it’s distasteful because Kim has offered to bomb the US and her allies.

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While a slightly higher number of individuals are rather encouraging of Time Magazine naming Kim Jong-un person of the year, all because they want to see Trump’s response to it.

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And I am guessing Trump’s tweet storm if this does happen could in fact break twitter.

The fact is Time does not have any bias when picking the person of the year, it’s not a popularity contest.

For the record, Time Magazine does have a proven track record of naming controversial individuals “Person of the Year.”

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Kim Jong-un has risen from the ranks and quite frankly has dominated the news for the past year which has subsequently had a global impact.

To that point, Time’s person of the year is simply based off of someone being the most influential not the most popular, most liked and so on.

Make no mistake that it is not Time or the world cheering Kim on, it is simply a matter of him more influential than anyone else in the world today.

No one endorses Kim blowing up the US or anyone however he should be recognized as a very influential individual by all rights.

So I am with Time if they select him this go around plus I do really, really want to see Trump’s reaction.

Cristal M Clark

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Russia to Mediate US – North Korea Peace Talks?

 

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Kremlin to Save the Day and Stop World War 3

 

Some news outlets are reporting an interesting rumor buzzing around these days.

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It’s been reported that Kim Jong-un’s regime is insisting that the Kremlin send in representatives to mediate talks between North Korea and the US.

Is anyone surprised by this?

I have always said that Russia has her hands in just about every worldly pot that they can have that hand in.

What does make this interesting however is that Newsweek reported that Russia and China both appear to be making some type of “Space Weapons” that will be capable of targeting the US.

Worse yet, Trump is not being enforced by many foreign powers here, those powers seem to be lining up behind the Kremlin these days.

So no, it’s not surprising that Russia has been called upon to mediate talks between the US and North Korea.

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If anyone has missed the all none to subtle hint here, Russia appears to be stepping forward as an actual world leader, taking the place of the US since Trump just tossed that title out of a White House window several months back.

To take this a step even further, Vladimir Putin has urged the US to handle North Korea with diplomacy and peace talks. Something Trump and his ridiculous joke of an administration don’t seem to fully grasp.

Then again they don’t seem to fully grasp the idea that the world doesn’t really want or need nuclear war.

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The Kremlin has been very upfront with its concern over the continued and increased tensions between the US and North Korea. Earlier this week after having had visited North Korea, the Russian delegation reported that the situation has escalated so far past what it should have, that it could really lead to World War 3.

If North Korea wants Russia to mediate talks with the US, someone call Russia because after the US under Trump’s rule left center stage, it certainly appears that Russia has stepped up to take that lead and do some good with it.

Cristal M Clark

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James Comey – Serves up Classy Passive Aggressive Hits at Trump

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Comey’s Clever Tweets Getting Under Trump’s Skin

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You have to hand it to former FBI Director James Comey here, he keeps subtly digging at Trump on Twitter by sharing some thoughtful, tasteful and rather passive aggressive hits at Trump.

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Trump may be too inept to notice however, the shade James is tossing towards his former boss here.

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And that shade, it’s pretty major, yet in a very clever and tasteful way, something Trump knows nothing about.

Although I did not always agree with how James worded things, or handled things during his time as the Director of the FBI, one thing I will always give him credit for was that he went above and beyond in the effort to try to bring communities and the police who are responsible for the safety in those respective communities together. He stepped in at a time when public and police tensions were at an all time high and managed to move things a step in the right direction.

Not that it lasted once Trump took office.

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In his latest tweet, James quoted Winston Churchill, more than likely in direct response to Trump’s rather distasteful and disturbing anti-Muslim tweet earlier this week.

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James seems to be stepping up to the twitter plate with something with subtle notes of major shade anytime that Trump tweets something utterly and truly ridiculous.

Which has to hurt someone with an ego the size of Trump’s.

We should be giving James Comey an award for the major burns here, but even if we don’t, he should keep it up.

Cristal M Clark

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